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THE
STRANGE CASE OF LIGHTS IN
THE SKY AND THE SHOE TREE
Me and Jakey have pint in Alum Arms this Sunday. Someone say "Whats that ?" we all look and see lots of flickery lights in Marine Park. Me and Jakey go to investigate. We hear low humming noise and when we get into park see hundreds of people in red and white. They all dressed in Sunderland football club strip and holding flickery cigarette lighters. They all facing SHOE TREE and chanting. I say to nearest Mackem "What going on?" He tell me that they come here to pray to "VAUX." He shoe tree God of Sunderland Football club. They make offering to "VAUX" God by leaving their shoes. So they not get relegated. They Chanting "VAUX, VAUX." apparently this another failed organisation. Jakey offer to get bus and take them on site seeing tour of successful Football clubs but I drag away as they start to get aggressive.
Memor Maplin Cub reporter.
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