Date of Birth: 06/03/1985

Previous Clubs: Lougnborough Uni Lougnborough dynamo

Position: Forward

Nickname: Dolly / Dollmeista (general)

Favourite League Club: Newcastle United

Favourite League Player: Shay Given / Wayne Rooney / Michael Owen

Favourite Player Ever: Faustino Asprilla

Favourite Football Pundit: Jamie Redknapp

Favourite Actor: Al Pacino

Favourite Film: Scarface / Any Given Sunday

Favourite Music: Mc Fly

Favourite Food: Dollmeista Burger

Favourite Drink: Diet Dollmeista (coming soon in all good retail outlets)

Best Ground Played on: Loftus Road

Most Desirable Lady:

Best Football Moment: Scoring the winning goal at BUSA Championships at Loftus Road

Worst Football Moment: Every week when the boys hammer me for my chocolate brown dancing shoes

What would you do if you won £1M: Buy all the boys a pair of my trainers so we can all look pretty together